all things considered

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Jack
1. Gather ingredients 
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best 
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best 
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum 
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich” 
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames 
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot 
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves 
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway 
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all 
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich 
2. Eat sandwich 
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20 
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules 
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic 
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich 
2. Call the sandwich “brother” 
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice 
4. Spread jelly on the other slice 
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice 
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich 
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along 
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich 
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time 
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter 
2. Disappear for eight months 
3. Apply jelly 
4. Disappear for eight months 
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich 
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich 
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along 
4. Buy a few yachts

Had to reblog because I can’t stop laughing.

dig-the-cat:

1. I can’t trust the internet to be quiet regarding certain subjects.
2. I can’t trust myself to stay off the internet.
3. I don’t want to watch Lost as it airs*.

I’m going to have to watch Lost at least close to when the episodes air, block large chunks of the internet, or have it spoiled, aren’t I?

*Seriously, most serialized drama is far better at your own pace, rather than being forced to wait at least a week to find out what happens next.

It would be nice if we could all agree to talk about LOST privately.  I agree that these types of shows are better at your own pace.  There is no way I am going to be able to keep up with each episode as it airs.

So, e’rybody, keep it to yourselves!

myrm asked: OMG YOU LOOK LIKE THE FREAKIN CUTEST MINNIE MOUSE EVER!!!!
<3!!!

THANK YOU!  And Best Idea for GPOYW Ever!