Might I suggest a name appropriate for the occasion? I can’t think of any good ones off the top of my head, but that’s not my job. I’m an idea man, not a baby name on demand man.
Stormaggedon.
90% effaced and a stretchy 4 cm.
And now I will lie down and rest between contractions. If my bed weren’t covered in plastic sheeting a la Dexter’s kill room, I might actually be able to sleep.
